anyone without a fireplace as a kid can relate to how horrific it was watching santa liquify and slowly ooze through heating vents
Shit about to go down in my speech textbook.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
Benedict Cumberbatch harassing joggers in central park
when ur doing a class presentation as a group and ur waiting for ur turn to talk
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
if im ever on my deathbed i want my last words to be ‘i’m never talking to you people again’