"if you hate school so much why do you even come"
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
woof woof wats for lunch lol
tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
my sims husband just died and she is not wasting any time finding a new man (or genderless creature of death)
when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn
when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
the “register to vote” banner is a great idea besides the fact that 90% of tumblr users are not old enough to vote
*takes creative writing class*
*takes art class*
*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*
*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*
*joins speech and debate*
*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*