lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

Run in bed
Anonymous

I don’t think that’ll work out well

simsgonewrong:

my sims husband just died and she is not wasting any time finding a new man (or genderless creature of death)

simsgonewrong:

my sims husband just died and she is not wasting any time finding a new man (or genderless creature of death)

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

I should probably go running but I also want to go to bed

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

joshpeck:

the “register to vote” banner is a great idea besides the fact that 90% of tumblr users are not old enough to vote

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*