canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

jtotheizzoe:

The environmental impact of oysters, in one photo

The water in both tanks came from the same source. The one on the right has bivalves. Not only do oysters naturally filter the waters in which they live, they can even protect humans from destructive hurricanes. For more, read about New York’s efforts to bring back oyster populations in the once-toxic Hudson River.

Delicious AND helpful. Who knew?

(photo via Steve Vilnit on Twitter)

imreallycoolandfriendly:

save these exploding women

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

thottielamottie:

prasejeebus:

Ariana Grande at an Mariah Carey concert:

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you can tell some bitter mariah fan swapped the names cause of the “aN mariah carey concert” hahahahahahah

bewbin:

fool me once shame on you 

fool me 32 times holy fucking shit dude

swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

saltykun:

holy fuck

westbor0baptistchurch:

Seeing people having fun without u.

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multiples of 7

7.Do you have any nicknames?

a few, mostly inside jokes with friends tho

14.Smoke cigarettes?

nah

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

ya

28.Do you sing in the shower?

no

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

key lime

42.What do you wear to bed?

t shirt and basketball shorts

where the fuck is 49???